Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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