Who did Billy Mays play for?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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