dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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