It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Randomize
