If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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