Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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