Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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