Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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