I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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