Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
