Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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