Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Quick, to the slutcave!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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