Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I want her autograph on my taint
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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