Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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