I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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