Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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