did you get engaged???
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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