love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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