Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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