Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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