He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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