I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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