What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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