Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize