that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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