Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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