Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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