Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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