More tranny stories later!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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