yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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