just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
