I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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