He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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