can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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