i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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