Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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