This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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