real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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