i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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