Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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