I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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