I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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