i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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