That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she peed on how many people?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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