Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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