All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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