Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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