I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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