yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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