I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My life is pants optional.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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