We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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