I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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