But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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