so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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