Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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