did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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