We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
