What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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