White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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