i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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